we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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