so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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