didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm too high and old for this...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
