I cockslap morals
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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