so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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