Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Two words: blizzard sex
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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