Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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