im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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