Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.