i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.