how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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