You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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