We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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