life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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