i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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