Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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