I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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