On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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