Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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