I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
how drunk are you?
Several
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