Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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