He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
