i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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