My friends, they love my intelligence
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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