Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
