Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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