I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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