So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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