But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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