her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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