I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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