i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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