3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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