just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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