Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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