Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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