hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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