idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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