Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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