Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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