just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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