when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Every concussion has its silver lining
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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