You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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