do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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