glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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