Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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