The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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