I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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