oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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