no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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