His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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