And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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