K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Ladies don't puke and tell
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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