weddingsv make me drug and hornr
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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