yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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